1. What EXACTLY is so automated?

It is not so much that it is automated that the words Ian, Automated, and Network, happen to spell "Ian", the first name of the visionary.

2. Why purchase name space? Why not sign up for a GeoCities site and disappear into the world of useless websites?

It's funny you should mention that, the primary reason name space was purchased was to acquire the last of the resources needed to raise an Active Directory domain for testing purposes as well as possible mobile services in the future.

3. I can't help but notice that your website isn't exactly automated and looks as if a 7th grader put it together with one of this easy-as-pie programs, what's the deal?

The deal is that the name space and the DNS that goes with it was the reason why this name space was acquired, this website is only to provide resources and helpful hints to IANet customers.

4. Who is this Ian character and how can I get a hold of him to congratulate him on such a noble undertaking?

Contact information can be found in the "Contact Us" area.

5. I have a number of questions and concerns, I've been holding them in and my head has begun to hurt. Is there a way that I can voice these questions and concerns within the IANet framework?

Absolutely. Please contact a dedicated member of the IANet team via the "Contact Us" area.